Est. MCMLXXXVIII / Aquarius
Unavailable (#kw) / Native American
I write until my knuckles are white.
And I'm in love with the moon.
"Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch."
@23 hours ago with 488176 notes
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
@23 hours ago with 267089 notes
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
|PURPLE:||We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.|
|FUCHSIA:||I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.|
|GREY:||You leave me with jumbled words.|
|RED:||I'm in love with you.|
|PINK:||I have a crush on you.|
|CHARTREUSE:||I sincerely wish you would notice me.|
|TEAL:||We have quite a lot in common.|
|BLUE:||You are my Tumblr crush.|
|ORANGE:||I dislike your page.|
|YELLOW:||PLEASE FUCK ME.|
|WHITE:||PLEASE MARRY ME.|
|GREEN:||I find you cute.|
|BLACK:||I would date you.|
|BROWN:||I dislike you.|
that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”
(via meowhaven)@1 day ago with 63019 notes